Alice Eve Nude Pictures are Out of Your League

12:18 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Alice Eve

This week's big movie is She's Out of Your League, and everybody's talking about the film's star, Alice Eve. Okay, I don't know if that's actually true, but after seeing her in a bunch of interviews, I definitely want to talk about her. In particular, I want to talk about these Alice Eve nude pictures from the movie Crossing Over, with Ray Liotta. Not only is she ridiculously hot, but she's also good at doing accents. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but at the very least, you can bet she's most definitely out of your league. Thankfully, we still get to see Alice Eve naked, which would otherwise never be possible.

Watch the Video:

Alice Eve Nude Video from Crossing Over

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Weekend Links

11:38 AM, Filed under: Links

Yeah, Anna Kournikova is still a hottie. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox bikini pictures? Yes, please. (CollegeHumor)

This is the worst Lindsay Lohan has ever looked. Ever. (DListed)

Angelina Jolie takes the twins out for lunch. No, not those twins. (Pink is the New Blog)

Where's Britney Spears shopping? My bet is the Salvation Army. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton got a nose job thanks to Photoshop. (CityRag)

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Gemma Arterton is as Sexy as They Come

10:53 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Gemma Arterton

One-time Bond Girl, and soon-to-be breakout star, Gemma Arterton has one sexy layout in this month's GQ UK. It's basically Gemma Arterton in her underwear, laying about all sexy like, which she does very well. Also, it seems like nudity doesn't bother her at all, in fact, she took the roll in her upcoming film The Disappearance of Alice Creed mainly because of the nudity.

It was made in a shed on the Isle of Man. Film making at its purest: no money and no time. But really good actors and a really good script. There was a bit of resistance from some, wondering if it was a good idea for me to do this film. It's quite violent and there's nudity in it but that’s why I wanted to do it.

Awesome. We'll definitely be lining up downloading that one.

Link: Gemma Arterton is as Sexy as They Come

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Could Be Better

12:40 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Whitney Port

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It's not that we don't like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what's with the colour of your face being a completely different colour than the rest of your body. Maybe you shouldn't be doing your own makeup. I don't know. I'm sure Audrina would be happy to give you some pointers. She seems to know how to do a bikini right. Just don't go getting some crazy breast implants. Somehow, I don't think that would work for you.

Photo credit: Splash News / Fame

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She'll Take What She Can Get

12:23 PM, Filed under: Links

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston get uncomfortably close on the red carpet. (DListed)

Okay, Kristen Stewart's got some hot legs. (Popoholic)

Michelle Trachtenberg gets naughty, touches her boobs. (CollegeHumor)

Alyson Hannigan says hello. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hey Justin, that's not Jessica. (PopSugar)

Howard Stern called Gabourey Sidibe a fattie. Well, he's not wrong. (CityRag)

Link: She'll Take What She Can Get

Gemma Atkinson Busts Out of her Lingerie

12:08 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Gemma Atkinson

Here's British hottie Gemma Atkinson showing off her assets, but strangely not her ass, in some new lingerie photoshoot. It's got all the requisite kinkiness for a model who just won't show her nipples. Yeah, I said it. Of all the British "glamour" girls, Gemma's the only one who keeps the good under wraps. And yet, I'm sure all the boys would like her even more if she just gave a little more up. See girls, it's just that easy...

Link: Gemma Atkinson Busts Out of her Lingerie

Coco Naked in a Tanning Bed FTW

11:07 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Nicole "Coco" Austin

Coco, aka Nicole Austin, aka that lady with the ridiculously ginormous ass, just loves to show off that crazy ass of hers, but I think a picture of Coco naked in a tanning bed might be taking things a bit far. Don't you? Okay, maybe not, but it's pretty scary seeing all that ass under black light. I suppose if you have an ass that big, you might as well show it off, seeing as how you don't really have much choice in the matter. But there's a difference between accepting the burdens gifts God gave you, and flaunting them on Twitter every chance you get. And speaking of Twitter, here are a bunch of other pictures of Coco's ass (and boobs) that she has graciously posted on Twitter. She's so refined.

Link: Coco Naked in a Tanning Bed FTW

Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

01:22 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

FHM was kind enough to make a compendium of US TV hotties in their April issue, and making the list are some hot Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, some great Eva Amurri cleavage, Summer Glau in her bra, Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a wet, see-though wife-beater, and Erin Cummings in what I believe is a leopard-print bikini. So, good job FHM! Keep it up.

Link: Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

Not Really a Surprise

12:39 PM, Filed under: Links

Corey Haim is dead. Huh. (PopSugar)

Dontcha just love Christina Hendricks' cleavage? (CollegeHumor)

Dina Lohan is just as crazy Lindsay Lohan. Or Vice Versa. (DListed)

You probably don't want to buy Beyonce's new clothing line. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi Montag is plastic, not funny. (Popoholic)

The Academy totally forgot about Farrah Fawcett. (CityRag)

Did Tom Cruise force Katie Holmes to get pregnant again? Probably. (Popbytes)

Link: Not Really a Surprise

Megan Fox's Ass is an Outtake!?

11:43 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Megan Fox

Okay, so everyone knows the entire publishing industry is in the dumps, and magazines are no exception, so why the hell would Harper's Bazaar take this photo (above) of Megan Fox, ass up in the air, and NOT publish it in their magazine!? What. The. Fuck. Do they not understand how to sell magazine? Or do they actually think that people want to see Megan Fox fully clothed, wearing fancy dresses. They don't. People want to see Megan Fox naked. As naked as possible. And if she has to be wearing clothes, they want to see her sticking her ass in the air, like she's doing in this picture. That's how you sell fucking magazines!

The other pictures is one from the magazine that we forgot to include when we posted the rest of Megan Fox's Harper's Bazaar photoshoot.

Update: Turns out the girl in the top picture is NOT Megan Fox. It's actually Danish model Mia Rosing, who, it must be said, does look like Megan Fox, especially from that amazing angle. Here's more of her from that set, and one topless shot, too.

Link: Megan Fox's Ass is an Outtake!?

Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!

11:07 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sophia Bush

It's been a while since we've seen anything from mega-hottie Sophia Bush, and in fact, these pictures are a little old - from last June - but I haven't seen them before, and that's all that matters. What also matters is that these are some very sexy Sophia Bush bikini pictures taken on the set of One Tree Hill, a show that, mysteriously, has yet to be cancelled. Then again, when you take a look at Sophia Bush in her bikini, it's actually not that hard to figure out why it's still on the air.

Link: Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!

Alessandra Ambosio Bikini Pictures Go Ass Up

01:57 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

Well, if these aren't the best Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures I've ever seen, I don't know what are. Because if there's only thing about Alessandra Ambrosio that's perfect (even though there's much more than one thing) it's her ass. And here's Alessandra Ambrosio's ass from every possible angle.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Alessandra Ambosio Bikini Pictures Go Ass Up

This Can't Be Happening

01:22 PM, Filed under: Links

Jessica Simpson has a new song. With Billy Corgan. Of Smashing Pumpkins. Yes, that is Hell freezing over. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Gwyneth Paltrow cheating on Coldplay with Snow Patrol? (DListed)

Love that Maria Menounos cleavage. (Popoholic)

OMG! Are Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal a couple!? NO! Because she's mine! (PopSugar)

Can you tell the Olsen Twins apart? (CityRag)

If you join this Facebook Page, a woman will name her baby Megatron! DO IT!!! (CollegeHumor)

6 years of Thighs Wide Awesome! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Link: This Can't Be Happening

Amanda Seyfried Nude Pictures are Blurry, but Still Hot

12:34 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Amanda Seyfried

Well, here it is folks, in all it's blurry, underexposed goodness: Amanda Seyfried nude in her new movie! The source and quality is a bit dubious, but it really doesn't matter, as this is still a great day in celebrity nudity. Hopefully there will be even more of Amanda Seyfried naked, and I, for one, can't wait until the Blu-Ray comes out...

Link: Amanda Seyfried Nude Pictures are Blurry, but Still Hot

Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures

11:02 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Julie Bowen

I've had something of a crush on Julie Bowen since her days on Ed, and she's great on Modern Family (which is one of the funniest shows on TV right now), so I was really excited about these Julie Bowen bikini pictures. But I think I might have been a little more excited if we had gotten some Julie Bowen bikini pictures back when she was on Ed. Don't get me wrong, she still looks great, but I wouldn't mind if things would have been a little higher up... Now, where are those Sofia Vergara bikini pictures!?

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures